Horoscopes by Rob Brezsny


Week of March 28th, 2024

♌ LEO

(July 23-August 22)
Michael Scott was a character in the TV sitcom The Office. He was the boss of a paper company. Played by Leo actor Steve Carell, he was notoriously self-centered and obnoxious. However, there was one famous scene I will urge you to emulate. He was asked if he would rather be feared or loved. He replied, "Um, easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." Be like Michael Scott, Leo! APRIL FOOL! i was half-kidding. It's true I'm quite excited by the likelihood that you will receive floods of love in the coming weeks. It’s also true that I think you should do everything possible to boost this likelihood. But I would rather that people be amazed and pleased at how much they love you, not afraid.

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SECOND CHANCE! If you missed the opportunity to hear my BIG-PICTURE, LONG-TERM AUDIO HOROSCOPES FOR 2024, I am making them available again for a week.

Log in as usual, scroll down a bit, and click on Part 1, Part 2, and/or Part 3 of your sign's Long-Term prediction. They all cover different ground. You don't need to hear the other two if just want to listen to one. But hearing all three is triple the fun.

You can also listen to an Expanded Audio Horoscope for the coming week.